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Wolfie, Khushi, and I might have gotten a little weird after everyone else left chat tonight. XD


kitten_patronus: man. the July calendar for Horcrux looks so sparse.
lupinesque: Just kill a bunch of characters to fill the openings?
khushalecki: xD
kitten_patronus: lmfao
kitten_patronus: "July 21: Rodolphus Lestrange is murdered."
khushalecki: dun dun dun
kitten_patronus: "July 31: Widow Bellatrix Lestrange announces her plans to marry The Dark Lord himself."
lupinesque: "August 1: Dark Lord found dead. Suicide suspected."
kitten_patronus: that would be a really fast game.
lupinesque: Wouldn't it just?
khushalecki: hahaha
lupinesque: I'm sure even Voldemort draws the line, though.
lupinesque: Voldemore: *to Bellatrix* NO. :| Never going to happen, NO. Get on with life, woman.
kitten_patronus: "August 2: The rest of the Death Eaters are rounded up by the Aurors and sentenced to life in prison and to be frequently touched by muggle things."
lupinesque: Hahaha.
lupinesque: Volcemore.
lupinesque: I can't type.
lupinesque: I quit.
kitten_patronus: Marly: *stands just outside a Death Eater's cell and pokes them with a light bulb*
khushalecki: ahaha
lupinesque: If only Nico was born.
lupinesque: Make them watch Star Wars.
kitten_patronus: hahaha
khushalecki: the second three
lupinesque: ...When it comes out.
khushalecki: just for the added torture
kitten_patronus: star wars (the first one) is already out!
khushalecki: subject them to jar jar binks
kitten_patronus: ::shudder::
khushalecki: ... after going into a time machine
kitten_patronus: I think Jar Jar counts as cruel and unusual punishment.
khushalecki: and getting the movies from the future
kitten_patronus: good thing they're not in america.
khushalecki: oh yeah
khushalecki: good thing they're not