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brandi should wrap herself in bubble wrap (kitten_patronus) wrote,
@ 2009-08-04 00:30:00

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meme!
The Rated-R Meme. Comment with a character of mine, and I'll give you three random bits of trivia about their sexual practices, preferences, experiences, fantasies, kinks, or something along those lines. Feel free to mention multiple characters ~~or a character multiple times~~. Present games only, please!

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	moonshoes 2009-08-04 05:31 am UTC (link)
	ALICe (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moonshoes 2009-08-04 05:31 am UTC (link)
	lmao darn e >:O (Reply to this) (Parent)

kitten_patronus
2009-08-04 05:58 am UTC (link)

1. Okay, so. She's still got her V-card. And Frank gets it in a month! :D But since she's Never Had Sex, she will be all "OMG WHAT IF I'M BAD AT IT?! D:" so she might spaz about that to Andy at some point over the next month. But after she finds out how fun it can be, she'll be more "ooh I like this." (And then she'll get pregnant and especially in the later months when she's all FAT she'll be all switching between HOW CAN YOU EVEN LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M THE SIZE OF A HOUSE and OMG YOU DID THIS TO ME ... Alice on hormones is going to be fun XD)

2. Once she gets into sex, she'll definitely be interested in trying out some role-playing. Naughty nurse, y/vy?

3. As cliche as it sounds, she would actually really be into that champagne-and-candles-and-rose-petals-and-soft-music romantic thing. Because Alice really is a hopeless romantic. xD

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	dhoni 2009-08-04 07:35 am UTC (link)
	MARLY, DUH!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

kitten_patronus
2009-08-04 06:05 pm UTC (link)

Hahaha. I can't imagine WHY you'd want to know about Marly ...

1. ~~Well, as we all know, Marly is completely and totally chaste, pure as the freshly-fallen snow, could teach nuns about abstinence, etc etc.~~ Her favourite position is the cowgirl. She just likes being on top, in general.

2. She's definitely not afraid to try new things in bed (or elsewhere ...).

3. She's not an exhibitionist, so no blatantly public sex, but she thinks it'd be really bloody exciting to have sex somewhere that they might get caught in the act.

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	dhoni 2009-08-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	LOL MARLY AS A VIRGIN? SRSLY???? I MEAN. SIRIUSLY? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitten_patronus 2009-08-04 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, now. She was a virgin once. It's just been a while. xD (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alsoknownas 2009-08-04 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	...hahaha PERSEPHONE. (Reply to this) (Thread)

kitten_patronus
2009-08-04 06:15 pm UTC (link)

Bwahahaha, oh Seph.

1. She's never had sex. She managed to avoid the Wedding Night Secks by getting her husband completely and totally drunk.

2. She's a bit curious about sex, but thanks to her mum being all "sex is for continuing the pure line and it's not something fun and it's actually rather horrible," she's not too inclined to experiment.

3. Chances are pretty good that her first time, she would be of that "lie back and think of England / purism / repainting the walls" type.

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	racetrack 2009-08-04 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	Charles! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kitten_patronus 2009-08-04 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Bwah. 1. He likes any position where the, ahem, view is good. 2. Bondage can be fun. He especially likes it when he's been a bad bad boy and needs to be handcuffed and taught a lesson. >> 3. Flexibility is a big plus, he likes girls who can get into all the fun positions. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	khushalecki 2009-08-04 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Ellie (Reply to this) (Thread)

kitten_patronus
2009-08-04 09:44 pm UTC (link)

1. Ellie really likes girly lingerie. Lace, maybe a little bow.

2. She is really vanilla. Like ... really. Then again, her sexual experience is quite limited, but even with Piotr, they didn't try all that much. With a bit of nudging from the right person (ahem), she might be willing to try stuff, but she wouldn't be the one to suggest it.

3. She feels really really stupid if she tries to talk dirty. Like, really.

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	khushalecki 2009-08-04 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	And Anthony! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kitten_patronus 2009-08-04 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	1. He really likes it when Lea takes charge. He finds that REALLY SUPER SEXY. 2. He really wants to paint her. Not paint her picture, but paint her with that edible body paint stuff. And then lick it off. 3. His favourite sex is angry make-up sex. He just thinks she's really hot when she's mad. (Reply to this) (Parent)