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The name your character's bits meme! Go here, fill in your character's name and gender, and paste the results.

Marly's bits are best described as her "curly triangle".
Alice's bits are best described as her "moss-lined hollow".
Persephone's bits are best described as her "ornamented test-tube".
Doyle's bits are best described as his "huge bludgeon".
Guy's bits are best described as his "slick cane".

Ellie's bits are best described as her "moss-lined sheath".
Cass's bits are best described as her "dripping fissure".
Charles's bits are best described as his "bulky Adonis".

Sally's bits are best described as her "scummy doughnut".
Mandy's bits are best described as her "resplendent Charybdis".
Anthony's bits are best described as his "squirming dugong". (ETA: OMG I LOOKED UP WHAT A DUGONG IS, WTF)