Oct. 19th, 2007

*cough*

Okay, so.

In EL chat last night, I randomly commented that I should bring a stripper character into the game. I wasn't even being wholly serious at that point. But then the more we talked / joked about it, the more I actually kind of liked the idea.

So I'm going to be apping a stripper at EL. >>

[info]kitten_patronus: Dawn, can I app a stripper at EL? XD
[info]racetrack: LOL
[info]moonshoes: only if you use me for the pb
[info]racetrack: Brandi, if you picked up a skanky, slutty stripper, I'd be a happy camper
[info]kitten_patronus: ... srsly?
[info]racetrack: And use Jamie for the PB
[info]racetrack: Well, yeah. But you'd have to play her! She'd have to be a homewrecker!
[info]moonshoes: i don't kno...w i'm kind of overused :/
[info]racetrack: Trying to weasel her way onto the laps of men
[info]moonshoes: know... too
[info]racetrack: (and women)

And so sayeth the mod, so shall it be. XD But Jamie's totally overused, so I'm not gonna use her as a PB. Sorry Jamie.

But so first there was figuring out a character to turn into a stripper. Which I have. Verity, the girl who was working as a shop assistant in WWW during the summer before the trio's sixth year. Is now a stripper. Then came the figuring out of her house.

So this conversation came up between me and Jamie:

[info]kitten_patronus: please tell me that I don't want a Hufflepuff stripper? >>
[info]moonshoes: ahhaha you don't want a hufflefpuff stripper
[info]kitten_patronus: xD
[info]kitten_patronus: I'm having issues with deciding upon a house for Verity. XD
[info]moonshoes: gryffindor!
[info]moonshoes: she has to be.. bold and brave to take it all off?
[info]moonshoes: now THAT is something the sorting hat should sing about
[info]kitten_patronus: Verity the Gryffinhor
[info]kitten_patronus: hahaha
[info]kitten_patronus: someone should write the Stripping Hat song.
[info]kitten_patronus: what qualities in each house are good for strippers. XD
[info]moonshoes: hahha! oh goddd XD
[info]moonshoes: stripping hat XD
[info]kitten_patronus: >> I feel like this is my calling
[info]kitten_patronus: ::goes to write the Stripping Hat song::


And so, without further ado, the Stripping Hat song. In Haiku.

Bow chikka bow wow. )

I feel vaguely dirty.



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